wheres the customize button for my face
parents: “u should be more active”
changing themes is such a traumatic experience
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Puppy gotta live his puppy life.
This puppy has become my role model on how to live life.
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
Whenever we get a visit from Glen Keane at work like we did this week , I always find that it leaves me inspired with mermaids on the brain. Morning Ariel sketch.
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
i love dogs more than any of you
you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in