deerwoof:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
-anch0rs-:

the quality looks weird but i liked this picture

zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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molestialseasonings:

I’ll have a large please

pastaronironironi:

I found my kindergarten notebook

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

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