first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
I found my kindergarten notebook
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are