tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

zebufur:

holy shit hahahahahahahaha
tylerchokely:

This is inspirational
jilts:

another unrealistic expectation of women

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

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